If I were a rapper

So for a few times these past weeks, I've been using heavy whipping cream as my creamer for my tea because I only used half of a half pint of it for the thing I made, and I didn't want the rest to go to waste and didn't see myself making something too soon with it because of my current schedulings. ANYways. I was just enjoying my cup of tea, looking at the heavy whipping cream container and thinking about how it was in my tea, and for some reason, a rap started coming into my head. A horrible rap beacuse I'm not a rapper. This is how it goes:

Heavy whipping cream
in my tea and coffee.
That's right.
When I went to the doctor, she
said, "You need more Omega-3's
and twenty three of these
supplemental acai's.
Each at 14 dollars a piece."
Just low enough
so you think you can afford it.
But that's three times a day,
every single day.
So I said back to her,
"I eat my food straight up.
With a little help from Organic Valley
and my maker of kim-chi and pure honey.
If I die from a heart attack too soon,
you can donate my body to science, scciiience,"
I said to her all long and drawn out.
I'll start a food log and then blog,
so you'll all know exactly what clogged
my arteries.
Was it the full fat of the cheese
or the torture,
let's discover what's for sure.
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I think this is kind of funny, because with rapping, I really like how they (some) make social/political/whatever commentaries on stuff. The TRUTH, you know. But I also think it's funny when it's entirely broad and sometimes over-generalized. Like, with this, it kind of sounds like food science is all a bunch of b.s., but really, there's nothing wrong with food science and research, and finding which nutrient does what for you. There's just a whole lot to it.